The Incite - Site News

29 feb 2008	The site has been updated with tons of stuff that nobody ever reads but hey, I can get over such small snubs as putting my heart and soul into writing drivel only to have it ignored. Luckily I know good people and a special thanks goes out to my Editor Theresa without whom most of this site would be nothing but badly spelt drivel, sort of akin to uncooked chocolate scrambled eggs on a bed of brillopad, only slightly worse. Also a great big thanks to a great artist friend of mine Annabel Ward. An artist of distinction, visit the site, go on, she's good, and she lives in a cool caravan. Well, bloody freezing at the moment. Anyhow end digression, she convinced me to just publish and be dammed so I have, who's this giggling red guy with a pitchfork? Oh! Dammed I am then.
06 Apr 2007	Rightyho, after having my original domain name stolen by some fucking advertising portal the very second my renewal was up for grabs I've moved stuff to here and re-registered as a .co.uk domain. Anyhow it’s also been a huge while since I wrote anything here, not that this means that there is nothing to write about, quite the opposite actually, NU-Laboor have been working to destroy me, lay me to rest in a bed of pain, send me to the knackers yard with a note from mum “fuckit just throw this away, its broke. Love, his mum” Yes, as I started to get into things and threaten the New-Labour machine, it immediately recognized that I was an imminent threat, and, rather like a squid facing a shark, covered me with more shit than I can handle and ran away. It worked, they have actually done such a huge amount of stupid crap in such a small space of time that my wrists exploded trying to keep up. However, I'm back, oh yes indeedy I'm back complete with a note from the knackers yard "not broke, just exploded wrists, of no breakable commercial value, return to sender"

29 May 2006	Oh my, I'm having a right old revolution in my spare room. I decided that I've had enough of the government, I'm certainly not pleased with their Civil Rights approach, or anything else to be honest, although the bit where John Prescott had a go at the crap egg juggler was a highlight. So, rather than maintain a rant on here (they are coming all the same) I've gone and joined Liberty and Power and intend to be a fully active member so far I've had two coffee mornings in support of power, but I didn't think to ask anyone else so it's just been me on my own. Great for winning political debates but somehow I managed to get into an argument with myself over the last Jaffa cake. Anyhow, in support of freedom and all that I've setup a link to the amnesty international campaign irepressible.info which will be on the Read page.

28 May 2006	Well, lemmie tell ya, what do you think a smack on the head followed by a mental breakdown does for you? Fuck all if your job or social life involves anything like holding coherent conversations with people, remembering their names, remembering your name, remembering that the place for a pee is not likely to be your sock drawer (I could be wrong, but four washes and two cans of Dr Scholl says otherwise) Also it's not conducive to doing much creative writing, especially if that involves piecing together rational thought to form a premise or a cutting piece of satire, none of it works if you can't even piece together a cup of tea. I seriously went through an odd time there, however, out of it on the other side I find I am in a position to write about it, as it has become apparent how far away from the truth most of us are, so I'll pen a few words on this subject I think. Title will be "Ascent into madness"

20 April 2006	Breaking News. Incite Hits the web! Web goes down like a sack of spuds! Experts well surprised!! Microsoft Blamed! Patch Released! In an amazing display of arrogance and blind luck, topped with an incredible lack of originality a new angst filled website calling itself ‘The Incite’ was launched today. The site, originally a conceptual joke, remains true to its’ roots. It seems to act as a staging area for any bloody nut it feels should be published not least the nut that started it. A sort of speakers corner as it were seeing as using the ones in London can get you arrested for being a terrorist, even if you only wanted to talk about Chihuahuas in prams.

16 April 2006	Right, this is all going swimmingly, edited and built everything, even managed to get some content on it. I only have to deal with the bloody web hosts and this whole thing will have been worth it. I can't actually get this shining example of a literary road traffic accident in to the server. I have a sneaking suspicion that it's all me somehow, but hey that isn't going to stop me sending some ranting mails off to their support team so they can send back apologetically simple explanations of how I'm being a complete arse.

15 April 2006 Site Moved	The Incite site has moved to it's new home, if you are here then well done to you, you found it. I am pleased. There's been quite a gap in time since I last wrote anything, so new site, new beginning, more content, more crap. Let's just see how it all goes shall we.

20 June 2005 Site testing	Setting up The Incite, doing basic testing to see if I can get it to work, it may well be moved to a proper domain in good time.